Pedestrian runs away from a fight:
"Christ! Don't you dare bloody hit me!"
"F*ck off! Just leave me alone will you?"
"Oh bloody hell! Will you just F*ck off?"
Blocked Vehicle:
"I say, could you get a bloody move on?"
"You up ahead! Yes, you! Could you get a bloody move on please?"
Stuck in traffic:
"Come on, or I'll unleash the bloody hounds, what? [Snorts]"
"Look, would you mind awfully getting your colonial f*cking arse out of the road?"
"Oh bloody f*ck, it's worse than Piccadilly f*cking circus!"
Getting car Jacked:
"What the devil do you think you're doing man?"
"Get your dirty f*cking hands off me, you peasant!"
"WILL YOU F*CK OFF! [In a very high pitched screaming voice].
Threatened by a gun:
"Alright matey, no need to go waving that bloody thing around!"
"Bloody Americans and your f*cking guns!"
"Call the coppers, this idiot's gone mental!"